twitter therapy

i am a licensed therapist btw

i have clients and shit

i wrote my thesis on CBT,

on zen ‘buddhism’

on the ontology of angst.

so

thought i’d start a business

like all of my other greedy therapist-friends

it’s called

TWITHERAPY

 or ‘twitter therapy’

for 9.99/mo i will give you therapy

via twttr.

totally legit

follow me on twtter

msg me yr deets

PM me your psychological duresses 

i will calm you

in 140 char tweets

everything you let out

i will return w/soothing, logical relief

we’re gonna get through this together

hold on

hold on to me. 

TWITHERAPY 

2011.

@twitherapeutic

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