October 2011
11 posts
wrote a story where everybody in the story died and felt really satisfied w/writing for first time in a long time. they were pleasant enough characters and seemed to be in no immediate danger, then things just started falling apart and boop-de-boop they were gone. lol. barbie in the microwave. 
Oct 1st
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September 2011
15 posts
anybody want to?
Sep 28th
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Alt Lit Gossip is.
altlitgossip:                                                In 2011 there was a website called “Alt Lit Gossip”.  In 2011 this website disappeared.  Where did it go? It is a mystery.  But from great mysteriousness comes rebirth.  Let the spirit of Alt Lit Gossip live on.  This is a reiteration.  This is a continuance of the spirit. A return to the Path.  Alt Lit Gossip 2.0.  ...
Sep 25th
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two major facebook changes in the last week have “fucked me up”  feel more connected forever feel like i am branding too fast feel like i need to slow life down feel unproductive havent crafted a story in a month have been “super productive in real life” will the new, new new facebook bring me back to frank hinton or will i continue my life as (redacted) canadian...
Sep 24th
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all of a sudden “alt-lit gossip” seems to not exist. :( wt?
Sep 18th
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WatchWatch
spencer madsen reviews yates/butler 
Sep 18th
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dear diary
so today my roommates were made at me because they said i wasn’t pulling my weight around the apartment so i sort of flipped out on them and started cleaning obsessively while giving them dirty looks and stomping around the house. i did the dishes and sliced my finger on this fucking bullshit paring knife that julie bought and ended up getting blood everywhere and had to make-do with a shit...
Sep 18th
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things i imagined zachary german saying to the...
“scrout” “timbits” “hey what’s up? there you are.” “hi, i’m zachary german’s balls. my name is balzac (laugh aloud)” “want to see my tit partially revealed and enclosed within my right hand?” “my name is zachary german, let’s see what’s on tv” (balls are remote control to tv) “i...
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 10th
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html giant gives its first 9.0 to bolano
who will be the first 10.0 ? will it be as controversial as the kanye 10.0? 
Sep 6th
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noah cicero is gone from internet sort of
bye noah i love you
Sep 6th
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Sep 2nd
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WatchWatch
quicklysemicolon: A Contemporary Universal Inability To Create Art That Is Ultimately Universally Transcendental
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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