August 2011
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transcript of phone call i made while in a severe...
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me: hello? (sobbing) who is this?
phyllis: hello?
me: hello. sorry.
phyllis: who is this?
me: my name is (redacted). i used to have this phone number. i’m sorry.
phyllis: do i know you? (awkward laugh)
me: i’m sorry. i was… i called my old number by mistake. who is this?
phyllis: phyllis. are you alright? do you need help?
me: no, i’m sorry....
i have a form spring
the best of the lead singer from maroon 5's august...
bonus tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!!
i did an interview with IMPOSE MAGAZINE
games ive played/beaten/respect as literary...
earthbound
modern gaming, hundreds of useless items, sense of humor, abstract imagery, dali-references, psychedelic, metafictional storyline, japanese view of innocent america, lynchian moments
final fantasy vi
huge cast, perfect music, gigantic bosses, opera theme, romantic steampunk, perfect villian, epic storyline, 30 minute cinematic character driven ending, grand
catherine
murder...
zach schuster confuses frank hinton for hank...
got confused 4 hank barstow today
hank barstow the bearded poet
hank barstow who wrote the tribute poem to online writer kids
hank barstow is not frank hinton
i will grab hank barstow’s balls and twist them
counter-clockwise screwing motion
until his face turns maggot white
…
don’t make that mistake again zachary
or you will wake the bitch
LAL! JK
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beethoventhemovie:
Early August 2011, centuries after the first Spanish Europlank (rumored to have been instigated by a small cloister of extreme monks who developed a series of masochistic spine-strengthening exercises to ward off a plague outbreak), the nation was seized by two individuals in a brief but…
Watchbaldkittycats:
music video.
plants are watered bitches
fin’ly got me some implantations.
got the salt water plants. more enviro-friendly.
im all about the enviro. so i have organic-implants, bitches.
$ 5000 per tittay
mom paid 4 one, my bf paid for the other
he thinks now i can do playboy
but idk.
i want to be a model 4 american apparel,
but their biches always have medium to small tittay
may have ‘fucked myself over’...
novel excerpt #2
Frank stared at the washing machine. He watched it shake and rumble. The underside hammered into the concrete floor. Waves of sound came forth in a dissonant pulse, loud, metallic, watery. It was old and seemed ready to die, to die in anger. It might explode. It was tremulous and violent. Frank sat cross-legged watching the machine work. He didn’t understand the dynamics, he just enjoyed the...
drank flak
im so hungover
i drank 3 beers and had 3 or 4 shots and then somebody passed around wine
so i started drinking n/felt fat so i didn’t eat any of the pizza
i just drank and then went to the sink in the bathroom and drank water
and peed so i wouldn’t be too drunk
but fuck
woke up in someone’s place, idk
puked all over their bed, their pillow, their blankets, their floor,...
