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July 2011

15 posts

my life is over

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please. god. 

god?

don’t let this be. 

please. please. 

amy. jesus amy, come on please please don’t let this. can’t believe this is.. no no. please, don’t. not now, not yet. come on. i don’t. 

amy. 

amy. 

god fucking damn you god!

why?

RIP amy. RIP in your fuck-me pumps. RIP. 

if u tattoo yrself u can’t get into jewish heaven amy.

why?

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?

yr beauty was the beacon-y lighthouse of my spirit.

now i am lost.

in a hazy sea of posers.

i can’t.

can’t even think right now.

want 2 do all of the drugs in the world just to be with you in hell.

burn with you

together. 

amy plz

let this be a hoax

plz be a twitter hoax.

yr my ghetto-skank UK fashion icon.

life is over.

life is nothing w/o u.

in my house on my bose speakers i will loop yr albums endlessly on max volume for the next year. bose surround u. 

will cut myself a little in the tub in ode 2 u.

will let tears fall from my tear ducts into the soil of the earth. 

will imagine yr face when i close my eyes. your giant eyelashes brush against my face. tickle me like crusty butterfly wings. 

amy

RIP

amy, baby

R (IP). 

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Jul 21, 201115 notes

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i go to private school

only bitch in my class w/shoulder-slung b-pack

daddy owns an iphone factory

mommy brushes my hair

every day my bitches pick me up

we walk through the beijing streets

look at this hag

mommy says hags are bad

they are cursed

‘gimmie some chinese currency plz!’

LOL

i dont think so beotch

u collect $ w/that pot???? 

here’s a donation (me poo poo in your pot pot)

can’t just let u be poor

not enuf…

can’t just “walk past”

can’t just be confucian/taoist and ‘let it flow’

ur just 2 poor and old

have some middle finger

put that in yr pot

“fuck u poor lady”

im the IGNORANT PRIVATE SCHOOL BITCH

how many fingers am i holding up?

do u even drink clean water?

lol

i drink fucking champagne

im 6 yrs old

whole life ahead of me

remember that famous picture of the dude standing in front of the tank?

what do u think happened next?

middle finger 

h8 u old haggy

get off my corner

beggy sue

lates

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gmail, facebook, htmlgiant, heheheheheheeheheehehe, pop serial, thought catalog, guardian.co.uk, pank blog, globeandmail, buzzfeed, tumblr, huffingtonpost, nothing to say (xtx), newsfeed.livemylief,  destructoid, economist, let people poems, metazen/admin, submishmash, blogger, npr, egotastic, beach sloth, etsy, amazon, we who are about to die, -videung…

Jul 18, 20116 notes
the frank hinton/ crispin best pentagram tattoo, everybody

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the “frank hinton / crispin best pentagram” exists mother fuckers

through the vessel of michael inscoe

michael inscoe  …

touched by an angel (the tattoo artist cassandra nguyen

pronounced: na-gu-yen/ goo-yn / nnnnnnn-guy-en

idk)

the tattoo was tatted while various alt-lit boy kitty thinstar writers chanted from Brett Erik Gallagher’s new chap VESSEL in a gregorian, monotone, satanic semi-circle

actually it’s not a pentagram

it’s a pentacle

know your wiccan you fucks

crispin best (british)  we are united by flesh bro

we are 1

if u chant a poem from an alt lit kid chapbook, inscoe’s pentagram will glow and crispin & frank hinton will appear in the mirror behind u

yo

seems like seances are making a comeback in 2011

seems like, anything can happen in obama’s america

like this fucking flag

america

someone got a tattoo of a british crumb and a canadian skank 

in america

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america

“opportunity”

i paid $100.00 USD for my pseudonym to appear on the left intercostobrachial ligament of michael inscoe

america

~money~

~action~

~branding~

xx

michael inscoe…

i will lick yr tattoo wound

i will ensure no infection

i will protect the sacred symbol

i will burn a satanic candle 4 u

n/tatto yr name on my flesh 

above my pubis:

MINSCOE

lover in my bed, sexy time: 

MINSCOE!

tickle me down dere:

MINSCOE 

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fuck you

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i am a good person. 

i live in america. 

believe’n in freedom. believe’n in expression. 

h8 so many things about the world. 

h8 generally everything that isn’t an extension of myself. 

i am the “FUCK YOU EYEBROW BAD-MOTHERFUCKER ASS HOLE”

don’t need my mouth. 

just read my face. 

you want a light? fuck you. 

you want help carrying groceries? fuck you. 

you want some of my McRibb? fuck you. 

life’s too short to give a damn. 

life is mine bitches. 

i have a glock. 

i listen to metal. 

i’m a non-educated suburban skin head. 

this flannel dress shirt cost me 49.99 at american eagle. 

i’m cryin tattoo tears bitch.

i’m makin gun shapes w/ my thumb and 2 fingers

think yr so fuckin special

fuck you

all caps

all the time

wish i had my sunglasses to accentuate this shit

the sun shines on my glistening bald head over a field of all caps FUCK YOU

i am america

i am the purest expression of freedom, self-love, identity and personal branding. 

got something to say?

read my brows.

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wearing a vest of suds

nude in the ice-cold waters of

a GE topload washer

drunk and all fucked up

boys thought it would be funny to see me go tit deep 

into the whirlpool

i am “bitch in the washing machine”

someone shouted to sit on the agitator (the dildo in the middle)

i said ‘no’

wondering if maybe TIDE will see this

and start a line of body wash

it could happen

they have their own NASCARS

at least body wash falls in the soap category

fuck

foot is ‘kind of stuck’ 

like around something, like yanking

similar feeling to bra stuck in washer

fuck 

can’t get out of this machine

just soapy here, bloggin w/ my soap on, 

~42% of me in the machine’s uterus

have 2 piss

can i piss in the machine?

is it like pissing in the shower?

consequenceless?

idk

bbs.

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Jul 6, 20119 notes
LESBIAN THREESOME LOVE FESTIVAL

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Cassandra Troyan                          Madison Langston

bitches wearing glasses

perfect little noses

blond wand hair

tribbin & 

write’n

luv u 2 bbs

want u both 2 trib w/me

feel yr poetic artistry

feel yr feminine influence

feel yr white girl bods

tri-lesbians

wish i was blonde w/u

wish i could see u IRL

idgi

idgi life, distance, time & money

let’s get drunk fucked 2gether

in like, chicago or something

or alabama

what’s inbetween chicago and alabama?

i don’t understand america

or geography

just love

my love 4 u

maddiL, cassyTroy

girls i think abt u every nite n’ day

im addicted wanna jam inside 

yr love

i really wouldn’t have it any other way

im addicted and i just cant get enuf

just cant get enuf

just cant get enuf 

just cant get enuf

i just cant get enuf

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