April 2011
25 posts
CHAP BOOK RELEASE DAY YES YO
my first chapbook just dropped 2day.
TITLE: I DON’T RESPECT FEMALE EXPRESSION
fuck yeah.
publishing.
“dream-come-true”
advanced praise:
- “the literary equivalent of Grease 2” - xTx
- “while reading i kept thinking, this is the stuff that comes out ‘pre-shit’”- kat dixon
- “is Frank Hinton still in grade school? It feels...
going to a royal wedding party.
tomorrow morning.
in canada.
starts at 4:30 AM.
i’ve been instructed to bring hot crossed buns.
the ladies love that shit.
four semi-solid interconnecting lines of white frosting on a bun.
there will be tea.
like in ENGLAND! tea, tea.
tea + buns, we drink from bone china & salute god-chosen blood.
sippy tea.
fuck yah, Canada.
long live...
List of people that have poked me on April 25th...
here are the people that have poked me
in the last 24 hrs.
poking.
surely there has been a great deal of discourse on poking
on the internet.
seems to be a feature of facebook, poking.
i like getting poked. feels like someone was thinking of me.
makes me feel a little bit alive.
in the night
there was a storm. a black storm. drumming with thunder.
occasionally the world became...
sex chat papaya bitch
hey bitch
im here for the free chat
look’n 4 some arousal
via instant streaming pop-up
what’s that in yr hand?
u snackin?
bitch
i’m trying to create an authentic sexual moment here
u really gonna eat that dried papaya? on live sex-chat?
come on. already see ur married
now i gotta watch you mounch down on a snack
damn bitch
losing my genital aura
losing the...
MICHAEL INSCOE
BIG WRISTS = BIG COCK
BIG COCK = PORN FOCK
PORN FOCK = ZEN ROCK
ZEN ROCK = ENLIGHTENED SHOCK
MICHAEL INSCOE
WWW CHAMPION 2011
i am 7,496,322 times more depressed than you are.
richard chiem's thank yous
richard chiem.
<3.
talented writer.
a calm and sharp mind. with a meditative composure and playful craft.
kindess. a kind man.
when richard chiem is happy you will see.
when you praise richard chiem online you will see
richard chiem responds with music. what is this shape?
is it an iphone? is is a radio? is it a non-apple mp3 player? is it a rectangular headed man with...
I LOVE THIS
THIS IS A PIECE DISSECTING LESSER KNOWN ENTITIES FROM THE SIMPSONS
bebe zeva nude (a poem)
on may 7th
2011
it was announced
via Tumblr
via Facebook
via HRO
via ftbh.blogspot.com
via the mouth and keystrokes of Bebe
that Bebe Zeva
would be unveiling
a single nipple.
her left breast.
in an interview w/ some fuck from Nevada,
Bebe explained
it (nipple) would be accentuated w/ a miss sixty
basie dress
sensually pulled down over her shoulder
her eyes would be...
Urge Poetry
HTML GIANT has crashed and now my fucking morning is ruined. What am I going to do. Bandwidth exceeded. Wake up Blake Butler! Wake up Gene! Get out of your fucking beds and dooooooooooooooooooooooooo something! This is coffee time! Coffee time is HTML G time you mother fuckers! I’m going to have my 2nd nervous breakdown this month if this...
if you don’t like being tricked then don’t read fiction. frank...
Scorch Atlas was a very heavy read. Sentences were heavy with familiar ideas soaked in some kind of filth and decay. There Is No Year is heavy, physically. But there is a lightness to it. It is a house with bright contours. They are clearly from the same man, but the latter is filled with more hope I think.